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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Yo' Momma #5

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YO' MOMMA SO FAT...

  • she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!
  • when she got on the scale, it said "one at a time please!"
  • when she steps on the scale, it said "to be continued!"
  • she wakes up in sections!
  • when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

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Yo' Momma #4

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YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...

  • she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
  • she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
  • she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
  • she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death!
  • she used bus tickets in a taxi!

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Yo' Momma... Continued

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Yo' Momma's so fat...

  • When she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out!
  • When she walked out of the house, everyone thought there was a total eclipse!
  • When she sweats, she sweats butter.
  • When she sat down, everyone thought it was the destruction of the world.
  • When she sat on a dallor bill, four quarters poped out!
  • When she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

Read more: Yo' Momma... Continued

Tidbits 6

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Yo'mamma's so fat...

  • When she wears high heals, she strikes oil
  • She's got more rolls than a bakery truck
  • She has her own area code
  • When she goes to the ocean the whales start singing "We Are Family."
  • When she goes running she leaves behind potholes

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Tidbits 4

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.

Tidbits 2

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

when she dances she makes the band skip.

when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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