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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Bad Dog!

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While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to tinkle all over the blind man's legs.

A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just relieved himself all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"

To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him."