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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Winner!
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A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.
She looks on the side of her cup and she finds a peel-off prize.
She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home, I won a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I won a motor home, I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
