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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Spank Them!

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Our eight-year-old daughter asked her father and me about the war today. After MY explanation, she looked a little confused.

At that point, her father added, "Let me put it in terms you will understand... America has given Iraq many time-outs and that hasn't worked, so now we have to spank them."

She immediately got it.