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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day

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  • The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
  • I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
  • The Hallmark Store was closed and I didn't want to send less than the best.
  • I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
  • I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
  • I didn't know you liked jewelry.
  • I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic Holy Day.
  • Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
  • I thought we would do something different this year.
  • I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
  • You didn't remind me!