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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Valentine's Day Advice

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  • Don't tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought.
  • Don't give the same Valentine's card you gave your partner last year.
  • Don't buy the wrong size/brand of anything.
  • Don’t forget to wear clean underwear.
  • Don't tell your date you forgot your wallet... again.
  • Don't leave your date alone with your parents, room mates or pet.
  • Don't buy your partner household appliances for Valentine's Day.
  • Don't give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else.