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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Top Ten Things You'd Never Hear A Redneck Say

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1. I thought Graceland was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I've got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that polititian ain't honest!

9. We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can't feed that to the dog.