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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Alaska's More Important Laws

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Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

In Fairbanks, it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.