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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Buying Houses

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I have a friend in Maine who lives out in the country in a house he and his wife built.

One day he was talking to his nephew and the following conversation ensued:

"Uncle, do people buy houses?"
"Yes."
"How do they get them home?"