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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Know You're In Alaska When... 4

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  • you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
  • the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
  • there is only one shopping plaza in town.
  • the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
  • the major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making.
  • you find -60c a might chilly.
  • the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
  • you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels.
  • you can play road hockey on ice skates.
  • shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
  • you know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
  • rush hour isn't something you drive, it's when a bear is after you!